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Muff Nov 26, 2014 11:26:22 PM

So sometimes I sit in as a secondary consultant for people. Today I was with one of my people and they have a lot of private info and shit and have been wanting better ways to make their data safer. Today Im asked to sit in by the VP of one of my clients cuz the CEO is a fucking twit when it comes to tech and buys so much shit from vendor salesmen that is...well...shit.....and most never fucking used. Anyhow...

We had this guy in today from a biometrics company and he was trying to sell this multi-hundred million dollar project where, long story short, they put a fingerprint scanner on everything and apparently are even using the fingerprint to salt shit.

I ask the sales guy for a demo, he brings out what he claimed is the best fingerprint scanner ever.

I had some scotch tape on me, did my thing and probably saved this company a shitton of money.

hammett Nov 26, 2014 8:05:38 PM

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black people are fucking idiots.

all of em.

we should've just picked the cotton ourselves.

it wasn't worth it.

send the blacks back to africa and you will see a 90% drop in crime

fuck all of you.

thnx.txt

cru jones Nov 26, 2014 2:05:52 AM

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THE GUEST

It had some potential but never really goes anywhere interesting ... Similar to that Bad Tuns Worse movie

It's just very mediocre

Last time I take movie advice from HAMMET

cru jones Nov 26, 2014 4:32:22 PM

-1

got a pretty sweet crossbow for my birthday

hammett Nov 26, 2014 5:53:14 AM

+1

hammett Nov 26, 2014 5:52:48 AM

+1

skold Nov 24, 2014 10:12:43 PM

+1

ive been a bit busy the last few weeks so i havent been around. we had to put down my wife's 14 year old cat, so that was hard on both of us.. i went and did my a+ and got that, and today i did my road test for my full drivers license .. yea, a bit late but i never needed a license before and it takes 3 years to get through it all.

hopefully ill be able to do some more work soon

cru jones Nov 25, 2014 9:43:39 AM

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i bet looking back Kurt Cobain wishes he didn't kill himself

i wonder where he would be today musically

hammett Nov 26, 2014 1:04:53 AM

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that was michael brown's father who was yelling "burn this bitch down" during the riots, btw.

also, Obama's fault the national guard wasn't there last night.

cru jones Nov 26, 2014 12:38:52 AM

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http://youtu.be/gPUcA7yrErg

Saw that on reddit

People like BEERHUNTER and overtoke will disagree with what that guy is saying ...

Overtoke and beerhunter are the worst sort of people there is

cru jones Nov 26, 2014 12:22:51 AM

+1

Holy shit@ the last episode of homeland

This show is so Good this season

hammett Nov 25, 2014 5:42:45 PM

+1

cru jones Nov 25, 2014 9:20:54 AM

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33

i feel old physically though.... i'd be surprised if i make it out of my 30's... anyone is lucky to have make it this long i mean how many people die randomly in all sorts of accidents or other terrible shit like diseases or war... 33 is a good age to live to hell if i died tomorrow i'd thank Christ when I saw him for giving me as much time as I had... i've had a fantastic life ... but according to most of the people that post here when you die the memories one has of ever having existed at all are distinguished forever as if they never happened at all .... so who gives a shit smoke drink

hammett Nov 25, 2014 8:38:56 AM

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what does it mean when she occasionally writes to you asking how you're doing months after you ended things?

cru jones Nov 25, 2014 8:56:05 AM

+1

this seasons fantasy football is going to come down to the last week of regular play next week...

there is no way i can win my division but i still have a chance at the wild card... i have to win next week and a guy in another division has to lose, or, we could both win and i would have to outscore him by 46 points for a tie break (which is very hard but not impossible) for me to advance as the wildcard... i've already traded my second round draft pick next season but if I don't make it someone else is going to take one of my players for their first round pick next year so that would be a wash....

i'll keep you guys updated.... its too bad we didn't do a league here it would have been fun

cru jones Nov 25, 2014 8:40:49 AM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suFJqXQqnwo&feature=youtu.be

someone PM'd me that and wanted an honest review...

ok honestly

its awful... its not interesting, its not entertaining, its not funny, its not anything, its just bad

from a technical standpoint? the shots/cinematography is awful... whoever directed/shot it clearly knows nothing of how to shoot something properly/professionally... i won't even get into the strange sound dubbing thats going on, thats 99 on a list of 100 things wrong with it

and the writing...good god
for instance this one line that was intended to be a double entendre:

"when there is a hot target down range, and i don't quite have the caliber needed"

ok caliber means "the internal diameter or bore of a gun barrel."

so that doesn't even make sense... caliber has nothing to do with weapons range .. in fact often a lower caliber round can go further than a higher one.. so that entire line makes no sense

whoever made that video/all of the people involved are wasting their time... not because they are involved in such a project... because they have zero talent or ability to make something worth watching

hammett Nov 25, 2014 8:34:06 AM

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Niggers.

cru jones Nov 25, 2014 4:05:56 AM

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i feel bad for the guy that owned the store that brown stole the cigars from

hammett Nov 25, 2014 3:29:41 AM

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i miss her so much

fact Nov 25, 2014 2:30:37 AM

+1

now comes the release of the video of the full event
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